Ricochet V. Rickshaw
Metropolis L. Underpants (there's a sexual joke in here somewhere--esp. when compared to the lyrics of L'Arc`en`Ciel's Metropolis--but I'm not quite up to it, no pun intended)
Penitentiary Q. Pencil
I love random word generators.
This one's good:
I can waste a lot of time there.